2009-06-01 - 1:35 p.m.
Let's hope that the key conferences aren't when she's menstruating or something, or just before she's going to menstruate. That would really be bad. Lord knows what we would get then.— G. Gordon Liddy, on his radio show, analyzes jurisprudence regarding the SCOTUS nominee Sonia Sotomayor.
OMG, OMG - I totally hope this brings in the mandatory 2 weeks off with pay each month for women because we seriously can't be trusted to do our jobs during these extremely hormonal periods. And good god, it's clear that we shouldn't have to work during peri-menopause or menopause, or after in of the -pauses, really, because for fuck's sake - you so cannot trust us.
I just ask that in fairness, all men have to do the dishes, take care of the kids (seriously - just think what we could do to them during this time frame - how any child has made it this far, I have no idea) and make the meals and give themselves their own blowjobs during those 2 weeks off, too. Because - I, for one, probably wouldn't be able to stop myself from biting down. I'm just sayin'. Men cannot be too careful.
Maybe we should all be put on lockdown over at Guantanamo during the week before and during our periods. We should probably just be put into supermax prisons - but jesus - would you want that in your neighborhood? Imagine the smell.
