2009-09-08 - 9:56 a.m.
Yesterday I was watching CNN and came across some mentally retarded person who apparently gets to speak for the Republicans on CNN. He was all fired up because the speech he thought up in his head that Obama was going to give to children while at school was absolutely horrifying to him. Now, he has no evidence of what that speech really was going to be (this was before Obama released the text of his speech), but the one in his head - was fucking unbelievable.
This speech that he made up that Obama was going to give probably would have made all the children start chanting, "We don't need no education...."
I was just wondering how anyone who just makes shit up in his head that's terrible - just terrible mind you - get's to go on national television and speak for a group of Americans. And is still considered legitimate and given this platform. I know Cheney used to do it, but at least he wasn't fucking stupid enough to say he just made the shit up that he was saying - no, he at least leaked his made up shit to the New York Times before he had to admit he was just making shit up.
I don't even know what one can do to counteract this sort of insanity. Because honestly - you have no idea what I know was going on in this man's mind. He wanted to freaking - well, I'm not going to say what he wanted to do to the children because it is THAT horrible. Do I have any proof of this? No. But we will never know because he was going to do these horrible things to children until I brought up on this blog that he wanted to do horrible things to children at which point he decided to change tactics.
So - he WANTS to do horrible things to children, I can't tell you what those things are - they are THAT horrible. But - everyone sigh in relief right now - because I have won this fight against this man wanting to do horrible things to children. Does it matter who this man is? I don't think it does. Just remember, I saved your children from a horrible and dystopian terror filled life because I brought to light the things in my head that I imagined this man wanted to do to children.
Whew. Thank god that crisis is over.
